Top 10 Hated Cartoons

So heres the list of all the Most Hated Cartoons.These includes some obvious and personal choices of mine.Enjoy!

10 --> SHEEP IN THE BIG CITY
I swear this was one of the most disgusting , filthy , monotonus , boring and ugly cartoons ever that ran on Cartoon Network for a very long time.I simply didnt get to know why did people or rather what did people/guyz see/saw in this.No story line..Ugly concept of army guyz chasing a helpless but luckiest sheep running all over the country.I just didnt like watching that General's beanpole legs and Sheep saying..."MAaaaaaaiinnn".

9 --> OSWALD
this was one of the cartoon network show for kids that drilled the soul out of all the humans watching the crap filled show.USP of this show was it came in Hindi as well as English.That made it worst as Hindi dubbing made it even worst than it was before.Slow picture theme , stupid dumb animals doing absolute out of the box boring stuff.
"How can you even watch their advertisment"
--3 year old cousin of mine.
8 --> Dragon Ball Z
Of all the longest animation series that Japanese made for slow and painfull tortures death for people like Akhil , Sidharth and I. This one comes right on crosshair.Never ending concept of some alien super powered guy(read Goku/Gohan) fighting against his best adversary called Freza and his army of uber ugly crap filled fighters.This world famous series is still aired on some or the other cartoon channel and still viewed by fresh idiots :)

7 --> Spongebob Squarepants
This is the actually viewed by toddlers and the kids who are going to be 'Teen soon' .This features a guy called Bob who is actually a Sponge(arrgh) and his team of friends.Statutory content :Theyl do horrible stuff that you cannot watch (nothing to do with age limit)..Its merchandise stuff creates more revenue than the show itself..so u can guess how bad it is

6 --> Cardcaptor Sakura & Pokemon
So as u can see there is a tie between them.Reason both are Japanese.Both have a extra strong and gripping story line.The first series was about a girl having magical powers to capture all the Magical and oh my god cards that flew accidently from some kind of Card prison and then creating havoc.
Pokemon(Pika Bikaa) was all about fictitious animal like characters having some or the other powers.Kids loved em.(gotta catch em all ..YUck!)

5 --> Noddy
This is most nostalgic and pukish fuzzy balled typed cartoon meant for toddlers and new crap filled kids.I could not watch this for more than 10 min at max.Though it had a nice soft and kind of appealing theme track but still it was so slow that i read it some daily that turtles and snails were seen saying word Blitzkreig!..imagine

4 --> Ed Edd & Eddy
Oh come on Sidharth this was never funny.The word that was meant for them was Manner(less) or seasoned .The series was all about three extra super dumb kids and their utter..sheer no sense and puke intensifying acts of disgust.God forbid if they were ever send to Britain for a week long excursion and knowledge enhancing trip..

3 --> Courage the cowardly Dog
A dog that is so coward that he scares from ants , shadows , and apparantly nothing!..yes nothing.Plus he had a circular hole in one of his two always visible tooth.Granny was awefull and so was perma sleepy grandpa.

2 --> Captain Planet
Anything or everything that i say for or against this super thrilling pro environment dude.Their was not one factor that made this cartoon one of the most hated one ever! . Awefull crapfilled OST track..ugly stupid kids capable of doing nothing and then saying Earth.. Fire ..Wind..Water..Heart and calling Capt Planet for help.Perfect plot for misery.

1. --> Teletubbies
The Mother of all cartoon/semi cartoon series.Crap King.Hands down and il dare not defame or rather bad mouth about this series...and i swear il never get into graphic details. And im proud to reveal this secret information that YES AKHIL BABEL HATES THIS SERIES.HE DID NOT SEE TELETUBBIES......AT ALL
"Game over"

Blitzkreig!

Imagine using an internet connection of speed upto 154 mbps.(its called HTM 1)
Now what i use at my office may be called as "Yes we can open web pages"(of course it will take some undefined time..probably you will be at your home by the time it opens up but anyways.)
The point is not to induce bad blood or inflict moral damages to anyone but , in this era of high speed internet , without which you cannot even think of searching your desired content from trillions of billions of raw data. Imagine you are watching gmail's home page screen opening up and your eyelids talking themselves
"uh..dude how long are we gonna get bored watching the same thing again and again?!"
It took 4 hours to search for a small piece of information regarding government regulations on M commerce that by jove if it wernt my initial days in my office i would i screamed my veins out "I QUIT"..and i swear if it was my tall blonde friend from Western India (let me call him A), he would have filed an RTI against Airtel people seeking compensatin for traumatic experience he had that inflicted distortion in his mental and physical paraphernalia. But if it was my other tall friend from eastern India , he would have comepleted his work quietly qithout any hassle and bassle and then the moment he would be done he would have definately set fire on the whole office premises...and if I consider my friend Leonides he would have quit the job within ten to fiteen minutes quoting 'hostile and sleep inducing environment' ..Then rushed to his place to open his wooden HP system(as soon as possible) and then open gmail/skype/ymessenger and in next tabs/windows IMDB and youtube and then he would open up xha..(uh cant name this one due to unsuitable circumstances and stringent privacy policies ;)

The scene is so bad here that work efficiency has almost dried up here , employees are getting agitated (some of them are actually doing tai-chi) and the rest of them are about to join Mosad( phew).And the system administrater Mr.Tyaagi is working his ribs out to please autocratic bearbone to work in the fashion it should.

"God bless us with a T1 connection ASAP"

The Saint resurfaces

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Of all all the long and short , big and small shortcomings of my life the best scapegoat or if may say spiritual parachute that always helped me landing safely to normalcy is the concept of Sainthood(ie 'sant'..sometimes called 'santa' by friend of mine).Not only does this generous and so called being 'Budha' concept gives me an unbeatable mental strength but it also purifies the bad blood that stems inside my soul time after time.The concept is as simple as it sounds and as tough it can be...It says (Chinese acoustic music being played at the background )



"act as Lord Budha would have acted in the precarious situations in you are.Push yourself to limits.Detach yourself from the outer world..Think...think..Dont get angry 'cause it wont help you anyways(Leave all your worries and swines to your deity)..Dont get accustomed to any mortal thing..Try to live without all the things which you are hooked-up right now.(good food , good music , and what we friends used to call "Stuff" .There will be times when you will loose all your guts and glory and the only dish which you would like on the platter is Vengeance.BUT always remember one line as this may be your last resort.."Do Forgive all your enemies but dont Forget them" and there will also be times when only word that comes to your mind is how long..How long will you continue to behave in this outrageously stupid fashion?How long can you holdon to yourself from this unending vicious circle of 'entrapment'(Nice movie though)..how long can you be "Master Yoda" while you can be Darth Vader...and the answer lies in the question itself..And it is the moment you will get count Ducu to provide you monetary and economic sufficiency and princess Leia(terms and conditons applied).

Till then you can be Obeiwan Kanoebe and have a Chubaca of your own and drive away all the dark forces STILL existing in the galazy far far away...



In the process there will be The Barzinnis , Tattaglias , Sollozo in your life.You will get acquainted to Appollonias and some thunderous Sicilian stuff.But you have to be Michael..you need to have Luca Brasi on your side and when you know you have become Vito Andolini..

My friend i may say so , the time has come to call yourself as a true 'Coreleone' and start building up your family as your life revolves around them..You get all the pleasures of your life from them as they may again say so "the feeling is mutual".

The Blunt truth..

This story includes some of 'THE' misfits..some fictitious and some real characters.The story had to be narrated.It had to be presented truthfully and in some or the other mischievous angle.So here it goes..

part A "Hand of God"
One of my long time friend 'A' developed a crush cum infatuation cum oh my god! feeling for my another (i hate to say this but..) close friend.To cut the long story short, i get to know 'THE THING' when he was already over this.I didn't know how to react with this , but somehow i had a inner 'yeah baby!' kind of happiness that now this guy has actually tasted dirt.Nothing awful or disgusting or permute hatred about this but 'A' was a guy who always had a subconscious use and throw kind of nature for females..or let me re frame my sentence.He had a "go around but don't feel for them" stand on dating girls(and somehow i wonder what the hell does he actually do when hes with girls.I mean no offense he cant bed them of course)Plus you never know about the mental stature of the males of the community which he belongs to.They may go deep down to Mariana trench as far as going doing uber ugly things are concerned.Its not the hatred or biased monotonic viewpoint but the flow of thoughts or rather inner instincts that are deep down inside that are given to you by your forefathers to to you.

So this guys narrates me the story shading and sketching each detail which he should tell me as a Friend . Finally wrapping up with the fact that he possesses nothing now for her.on the other hand the OTHER friend of mine B is actually a girl with brains of eleventh grader.I can seize the story here by going digging some old graves over here but il revert back(as this may popularize my theoretical character sketched by some really tall west Indian friend of mine)

Now few days before, as pronounced by a 'Friend of mine' i was in a revealing mode.So while i was talking to B she skinned me by pulling me into a 'this cant get worst situation'.Things went by and i drew what i call..."First blood"(that is telling her A had an irreparable crush / infatuation / THE FEEL for you).She did not even blinked on that.Then i prayed to god and asked for 'weapon of god' or 'Divyastra'...it came with an evident smile on my face that could be seen even from the deep eastern ends of the mother earth...and then I used it.
I could sense her down and out feeling , leaving her with no space to hide.She retaliated back by saying it was noting like that and she cant believe this...somehow with some obvious shoving under the carpet i ended the conversation.

Part B "A fluke over the Queen's Garden"

I bluntly narrated the story page by page word by word to A.To my utter surprise he was shocked.He almost punched me back by saying do hell with you and your snobbish friendship.At that point the sound of breaking of a glass was heard by some rice farmers in Tutsi tribe in Africa.I said nothing ..i just stood their watching him walk over me with disgust and hate that stanched the whole area.I soon realized the kind of persona i carry with myself i cant shoot a guy by saying "dude im done with your oh my god u cant be more arrogant than this" and stupid acts of yours.It had to be some kind of blessing in disguise for me.Plus his constant character assassination and post war postmortem of people had left me scar faced with rest of my family and inner ring of friend circle.Its also a dubious fact that A was literally famishly hated by all of my acquantainces.
The moment he walked out on me i felt..awefull, but a moment later i thought now i am actually free of his spell.Spell of sarcasm unleashed on me..spell of a soul who is almost unmatchable but not at all meant for me.I felt top of the world..like the time when Lucious Malfoy was threatned by Doby in Harry Potter.The Power was mine..Again!
So...where does this leaves me on the front.Left alone..No sir!
i have my inner circle of COMMITTED friends..Luca Brasi , A tall guy called Blondie and Leonides(obviously named changed)


Moral of the story
"revenge is the dish best served when cold"